A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend - Guitar Chords

<< Back to Vampire Weekend Song List
Version 3 Version 4
            [Intro]   
G    D/C    G/B    C/E  C/C 

[Verse]
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D/C                            G/B         C/E        C/C
I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel
G                  
So if there's any other way
D/C                             G/B     C/E C/C
To spell the word it's fine with me, with me
C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way
G                 Am
Especially when I always said that I
C               D
Haven't got the words for you
G                Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C                   D               G
Through the pain I always tell the truth
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D/C                    G/B      C/E   C/C
I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did
G
I met the highest lama
D/C                      G/B     C/E  C/C
His accent sounded fine, to me, to me

[Chorus]
C                               D
Check your handbook, it's no trick
G                       Am
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
C               D
Crack a smile   adjust my tie
G                                Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am      
First the window, then it's to the wall
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

[Solo]
G   D/C    G/B    C/E  C/C   x4

[Chorus]
C                               D
Check your handbook, it's no trick
G                       Am
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
C               D
Crack a smile   adjust my tie
G                                Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's through the wall
C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G                       Am
Show your paintings at the United Nations
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
We also have 11 songs by Vampire Weekend

Guitar-Link.com Email: info@guitar-link.com